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JoHannah
Artist | Student | Literature
United States
I read through my previous bio and have come to realize that I am a very different person from who I was last year. New introduction, here I am.

JoHannah loves musicals, show tunes, and being in theater.

JoHannah is a geek for superhero movies, books, math and english class, and music.

JoHannah goes to Catholic school.

JoHannah is flamboyantly in love with a girl.

JoHannah teaches Sunday school.

JoHannah's best friend is a cat named Oliver.

JoHannah loves disney movies.

JoHannah is trying to get her driver's license.

JoHannah's favorite bands are Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Iron Maiden.

JoHannah is a sarcastic asshole, a bundle of energy, and a really good friend, if you let her be.

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Indiana is the biggest shit state ever, it's official.  I walk out of school at four o' clock, and the sun is setting.  Like... come on!  I'd like to enjoy /some/ sunlight!  I'm not a total vampire (besides, it'd be cooler to be a werewolf.  more powers, less stipulations, and... uhm... PUPPY!).  

anyways.

this state is worthless for me.  Not for everyone, mind you.  In fact, I totally understand why some people would want to live here.  Two nice, heterosexual, christian people could move into a nice house in a subburb or in the country and raise a nice little all-American family.  Their kids will play football and softball and do 4h.  They'll get honor roll in school and grow up to raise a nice little family.  Indiana totally works for some people.  It doesn't work for me.

At sixteen years old, I've already envisioned my future countless times, but I haven't figured out where it's going.  (In all honesty, I can't imagine myself after age 35.  I should just die young...).  But Indiana doesn't work for any of the plans I've painted.

I want to possibly marry my girlfriend, live in a big city, teach or write for a magazine, live low middle class but be happy, and maybe raise a nice (adopted) little boy.

That won't work in Indiana.  I have to get out of here before it kills me.

Wish my luck!  -calculate the obvious

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LeoneDarkblade Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your stories
is there a squel to Teenagers?
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CalculateTheObvious Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student Writer
Thank you :)  
I was considering a sequel for teenagers for quite a while, but I do not think that I will come around to writing it.  
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LeoneDarkblade Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aww but it sooo good
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CalculateTheObvious Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student Writer
the story is decent, but there's so many grammar and plot errors I need to fix and smooth out.  I don't think I'll ever be entirely pleased with it, and I can't start a sequel unless the original is perfect.
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tophikari19 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the Fave!~
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cbaughman44 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the faves on my stories! I'm glad you liked them! :hug:
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LittleMePinkeyPie Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
You have been tagged c: [link]

( HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BTW)
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Klaineisakindofmagic Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist
Happy happy birthday
you're number one :cake:
have a good day with a lots of fun, :party:
I hope your friends are all there :tighthug:
happy birthday :) :heart: :cuddle: :hug: :party:
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EmeraldComet Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heyyyyyyy! :squee: So… here we go…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JOHANNA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!!!!

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I hope you have a fantastic day and all your wishes come true and all that stuff! c:
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Happy happy birthday! :heart:
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LittleMePinkeyPie Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
Thank you so much for the watch o3o
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